El Pais today released a report which he called "animator The angel" and that, more or less sums up all that nonsense Federico Jiménez Losantos (Fede) can say without breaking a sweat. Many, indeed. But the funny thing is not the nonsense that says that if you take them with humor are very funny, because if you do so, is to complete emo. As I say, the funniest thing is not what she says but how he says, using a convoluted language that you laugh Film criticism of Charles Bouvier. I do not know if you remember that chapter of Friends where Joey has to draft a letter and discovers that he can change the "heart" organ failure ", among other things, so that the filling ends up looking letter that he would sound much more educated but they actually do the writing becomes meaningless. Well, if I imagine Boyero in that plan, searching the dictionary of the RAE to find the rarest words possible, combine them and put them in their criticisms, I imagine Fede directly invention in that it's worth it. The report picks his start this paragraph is priceless:
"This breed outcast, meek and proclaimed, remnants of the eye and haunt the bullpen, which did not deserve to be called English, but that represents very well the continual cleaning of pens, stock deals and procession cornigachos, crossed and swabs in the political arena, has occurred after the assassination of Orlando Zapata in Cuba birrionota authorizing any fantasy hygienic if not to foul so clean, even before touching. parrafejos Four Four mojoncillos four flatulent nothings up this monument to dishonor grammar, prose politicking thuggish and cowardly. "
- Cornigacho: According to the RAE, "said a bull or a cow horns That is angled slightly downward."
- Birrionota: No, but we imagine.
- Parrafejo: Nor is there, but pretty sure it is not.
- Mojoncillo: We seek "marker", which means a few things, but I opted for "sherry glasses" or better, "drunkard."
Indeed, the report did not have waste, do not let it down.
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